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Abso-f**kin-lutely not.

A cropped hoodie for women with boundaries.

Soft, structured, and just unhinged enough—this piece says what you’re thinking without raising your voice. Designed with a loose fit, drop shoulders, and subtle chest embroidery so it hits whether you’re wearing it solo or paired with matching sweats.

Wear it out. Wear it in.
Either way, the answer’s the same.

 

Size Chart

S M L XL
inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm
Chest 20.1  51  20.9  53  21.7  55  22.4  57 
Length 16.9  43  17.5  44.5  18.1  46  18.7  47.5 
Shoulder 18.9  48  19.7  50  20.5  52  21.3  54 
Sleeve length 22.0  56  22.4  57  22.8  58  23.2  59 

 

Fit:
Loose, cropped silhouette with drop shoulders
Hits “I didn’t try but I still won” energy

Fabric:

  • 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester

  • 10.3 oz / 350 GSM

  • Medium weight → structured but cozy

  • Soft interior, not flimsy

Seasonality:
Perfect for spring, fall, and aggressively air-conditioned places

Care:

  • Machine wash cold (gentle)

  • Tumble dry low

  • Do not iron directly on print

  • No dry clean (she’s low maintenance)

 

Absolutely Not.™ Cropped Hoodie

Absolutely Not.™ Cropped Hoodie

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Regular price $43.99
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